The show went from 27 eager bachelorettes down to two. In the last two weeks, two women left the show because they just weren’t feeling it. It started in Week 7, when Sharleen finally realized going to a kid’s “dance” recital where they scream/sing about going to Broadway wasn’t her jam, and removed herself from competition. She said she was missing the “cerebral connection” with Juan Pablo, which is an understatement. The dude is SIMPLE. And full of himself. And annoying. And irritating. And a bigot. But aside from that, he’s a joy, I’m sure.
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Well, Bachelor fans, it’s that time. The week before the final episode, where all our burning questions are (not) answered. Here’s what I want to know: what is a “born again virgin?” and where’s this Mystery Man to whom Tierra’s engaged (and how can we warn him)? If he has eyes and a television that made the digital transition in 2009, then he should know what he’s getting into.
Here are a few of my observations from the show:
- There were no new shirtless shots of Sean. (Say that three times fast)
Sean broke the rules (again) and traveled with the ladies to St. Croix, Virgin Islands. The girls explored their accommodations just like they always do, “omg!” “Look at the view!” “It smells so new!” Wait, what? Never before in Bachelor history have the words “it smells so new” been uttered in a hotel room, ever.
The first one-on-one went to AshLee. Tierra couldn’t hide her jealousy, and called her a cougar, but AshLee let this one roll right off her back. She was on a date with her dream man/future husband!