I was supposed to clean my bathroom tonight, but the train wreck that is the Bachelor Pad kept me on my couch. Yes, ‘twas the siren’s song that lured me away from my toilet brush and into the ridiculousness of yet another show produced by Heidi Fleiss’ brother.
For the uninitiated, the Bachelor Pad brings rejects from all seasons of the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows to live under one roof for the summer, team up and compete in challenges, attempt to fall in love and/or win $250,000. They get ahead by essentially lying and stabbing each other in the back. The couple that wins the competition gets a rose and is safe from elimination. They also get to go on a date. Each week, the guys vote off the girls and vice versa.