Important things are happening on the Bachelor, y’all! Like, world records are being SHATTERED. This is serious stuff, people.
The episode begins with a shirtless Sean working out shirtless in his private shirtless gym. ABC clearly knows which side its bread is buttered on! Sean’s “digging a lot of women” and can’t wait for the two one-on-one dates and the group date. Not everyone’s getting a date this week, so you know there will be drama among the ladies.
Spunky Robyn dreams about receiving the date card, telling producers, “I want the date card to say ‘Robyn, Let’s ditch these bitches and go fall in love for real.’” Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.