First off, according to US Weekly, Renee’s engaged. To another dude. Zero mention of that. Also, the “swimming in the ocean” was pretty glossed over. Can’t we just get this season over with already?
Sean, Catherine, and her new bangs bring purity and wholesomeness to the stage as the newlyweds talked about their fairytale wedding. They went to Bora Bora and watched their wedding and entire courtship, because that’s not a narcissistic thing to do at all. Sean said a Lowe (see what I did there?) point of the trip was when a stingray “latched on to my man parts.” He says he was a little bruised but no worse for the wear. Chris Harrison asked how “the wedding night” was – Catherine said it was very romantic, but the fireworks were “quick.” Um, ok. Have they fulfilled their contractual obligations to ABC yet?