You know how some kids want to be an actress or a professional athlete when they grow up? Not me. I wanted to be a male nurse. Seriously, it’s true. Ask my mom. So when I saw this male nurse action figure on ArchieMcPhee.com, I knew I had to have it.
When I was 4, I was in a car accident with my mom. It was Super Bowl Sunday. Not that that is something integral to the story, but it was Super Bowl Sunday so I thought I’d throw that little factoid in there. It was a fender bender, pretty minor, but I had two bloody noses and a fat lip. I was taken to the hospital as a precautionary measure. (Actually, it was one nose with blood coming out of both nostrils, but stay with me here.)