Look no further, friends. I saw this at a handbag store on my way to work this week. Get dad that studded Betty Boop purse he’s had his eye on. The only question is, which one? (Pretty sure they ship, too!)
It was a freakin’ love-fest on this week’s episode of “The Bachelorette.” Emily loved all the families. The families loved Emily. Three of the four guys told Emily they loved her (Sean held out, but he sure does love kissing her!) She loved Chicago. She loved Jef’s ranch (yes, his family has a ranch). And on. And on. And on. For another two hours. Oy.
Honestly, between last week’s snoozefest and this week, I propose bringing back the Bachelorette Drinking Game. Next week, pour your beverage of choice, sit back, and take a drink as follows:
I had been looking forward to the Turtle Races for months, ever since my friend Michelle told me about the bar that hosted it down the street from her husband’s old neighborhood. We had planned to go before, but I’d gotten sick and wasn’t able to attend. So when the e-mail titled “Turtle racing?” arrived in my inbox last week, I was all over it.
Really, CTA? You do realize people are reading this on a train, right? Do you really think people who own cars are taking public transportation for the fun of it? You’re right – I don’t want to shell out $57 for a city sticker, and moving my car on street cleaning day IS SUCH A PAIN. Here, let me donate my car instead. For free. In this economy. FAIL.
I love Tater Tots. Not as much as my dog loves McDonald’s ice cream, but a lot. So you can imagine the stress I feel when I have to bake them. You see, I had a Tater Tot Emergency awhile back that my Mom LOVES to bring up. In fact, she brought it up AGAIN last week. We’ll just call it the “Flaming Tot Emergency of 1999.”