What a Tierra-ble season, eh, Bachelor Nation? Chris Harrison starts the three-hour, live death march by proclaiming it to be “the most controversial finale in Bachelor history,” and also warns us that Juan Pablo has a “big surprise.” I won’t make you wait because there was no surprise. Juan Pablo is a giant a-hole. But we knew that already.
Here are a few observations before we get to the recap:
Juanuary must have sucked for poor Clare. Listening to ABC hyping him up. Ugh.